NEWS FLASH!
On a nice sunny weekend, in Roxbury, in Dudley
sStation
a fight broke out between a thirty-six year old drug-dealer versus a fifty-seven
year old crack addict, formerly known on the street as Peaches. He has white
hair on the sides of his head with blonde looking hair coming out of his ears.
You will usually see him in a Dunkin’ Donuts begging for change. While the drug
dealer is a mulatto African-American with a baldhead and thick eyebrows and he
drives a black Dodge minivan. If you see him call our tip line at the bottom of
the paper of the police if you find him or the body of the dead crack-head. We
don’t know the names of the suspect of the victim at this point in time.
By Michael Gunn